Will you welcome please, the late arrivals at the Oddfellows' Ball...
Mr & Mrs Travenous-Drip, and their son, Ian
Miss Ann Phibious-Tank
From oop north, Mr & Mrs Eckerslike, and their improbable son, Willie
All the way from India, the very elegant Mahatma Coat
Mr & Mrs Knott, and their incredulous daughter, Shirley
Mrs & Mrs Management, and their gravitationally-challenged daughter, the Gross Miss Management
Mr & Mrs Sharunkle, and their fortuitous son, Bob
And a merry coach party from the local Bible Studies group,
Mr & Mrs Ubim, and their daughter Cher
Mr & Mrs Phim, and their daughter Sarah
Mr & Mrs Fit-De-Battle-Ob-Jericho, and their son Joshua
Mr & Mrs 103-I-Lift-Up-Mine-Eyes-To-The-Hills, and their daughter Sam
Mr & Mrs Goodness-And-Mercy-Shall-Follow-Me-All-The-Days-Of-My-Life, and their daughter Shirley
From the Highlands and Islands of Bonnie Scotland, Mr & Mrs Cathedral, and their precociously religious daughter Iona
Staggering in, Mr & Mrs Disorderly, and their bibulous son, Duncan
Mr & Mrs Necessary-On-A-Bike, and their safety-conscious child Isabel
and finally, from a well-known local building firm, Mr & Mrs Four-Sugars-In-Mine-Please-Love, and their daughter Olive
Last updated February 29th 2004
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