What's the difference between a puppy and a singer-songwriter?
Eventually the puppy stops whining...
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realises he's lost. He reduces height, and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon hovering 30 feet above this field".
"You must be from a record label", says the balloonist.
"I am," replies the man, "how did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you've told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone".
The man on the ground says "You must be a recording artist".
"I am," the balloonist replies, "but how did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met. But now it's my fault".
Last updated February 29th 2004
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