The Aquatic Life All-Time Top 100
by Robin Somes, Stuart Clough, James Carron & Steve Blay

Last Updated: November 3rd 2005

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...And Bubbling Under
The Aerosmith Top 6
The Artists Top 30something

The Top 100
1. I Would Do Any Ling For Love, But I Won't Do Sprat
2. Briny Happy People
3. Saturday Night's Alright For Whiting
4. Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Jaws
5. Sole Man by Salmon Dave
6. Sea Shells Sanctuary
7. Green Green Wrasse Of Home
8. Kelp!
9. Blenny And The Jets
10. Bream
11. Fifty Ways To Love Your Weever
12. With A Little Kelp From My Friends
13. Don't Leave Me This Ray
14. Rockling All Over The World
15. Stand By Your Manatee
16. Krilling Me Softly With His Song
17. Cod Only Knows
18. Those Were The Dace, My Friend
19. River Deep, Pouting High by Pike and Tina Turbot
20. Don't Look Back In Angler
21. Eight Dace A Week
22. All You Need Is Chub
23. Twist And Pout
24. You've Lost That Loving Eeling
25. It's Been A Hard Dace Night
26. Don't You Forget About Megrim
27. Unchain My Heart-Urchin
28. Sexual Eeling
29. Hake Up, Little Susie
30. House Of The Rising Sunfish
31. Wishing Whelk
32. Shells Like Teen Spirit
33. Tears Of A Clownfish
34. Come On Over To My Plaice
35. Theme from The Codfather
36. The Flounder Silence by Salmon & Garfishfunkel
37. We Gotta Get Out Of This Plaice
38. Mullet Of Kintyre
39. Wake Me Up Before You Goby
40. Kissed With A Seal
41. My Ding-A-Ling
42. No Particular Plaice To Go
43. Whole Lotta Chub
44. Like A Rolling Stone Loach
45. I Will Walrus Love You
46. Highway To Halibut
47. You Give Love A Shad Name
48. Livin' Next Door To Allis
49. Heaven Can Twaite
50. Every Breath, You Hake
51. Prawn In The USA
52. Another Brick In The Walrus
53. Two Out Of Three Ain't Shad
54. Sultans Of Ling
55. Never Mind The Pollacks
56. Anemone In The UK
57. The Brill Is Gone
58. Prawn To Be Wild
59. Chub Tropicana
60. The Loachamotion by Kylie Minnow
61. Dab Out Of Hell
62. Sharklife
63. A View To A Brill
64. Eel Along The Watchtower
65. Chubthumping
66. You Sexy Ling (I believe in Spiracles)
67. Overkrill
68. My Ray
69. I'm The Urban Daceman by The Bonzo Dogfish DooDa Band
70. Shark Side Of The Moon
71. Dace Of Spades
72. Fish You Were Here
73. Cod Save The Child
74. Heaven Must Be Missing An Angelfish
75. Baby You Can Drive My Carp
76. A Whiter Shade Of Whale
77. Public Anemone No. 1
78. The Wracks Of My Tears
79. Puff The Magic Dragonet
80. Ray's Bream Believer
81. Mary Had A Little Lamprey
82. Tunny's Too Tight To Mention
83. Do The Right Ling
84. Jagged Little Pilchard
85. Heart And Sole
86. Crucian On A Saturday Night
87. Land Of Tope And Moray
88. Prawn To Be My Baby
89. Silver Bream Machine
90. Kung-Fu Whiting
91. Sandeel In The Wind
92. How Much Is That Pogge In The Window
93. They Call It Guppy Love
94. Needles And Fins
95. You Were Walrus On My Mind
96. Itchycoo Shark
97. The First Cuttle Is The Deepest
98. Scuba Snax
99. Bitterling Sweet Symphony
100. Bream Lover

and bubbling under ....
101. We Don't Need Another Sea Squirt
102. With A Little Whelk From My Friends
103. Sardine On The Dock Of The Bay
104. A Whitebait Shade Of Pale
105. It's A Kind Of Pelagic
106. Return To Zander by Elvers Presley
107. Elver Machine
108. Fast Char by Dacy Chapman
109. Whelk And Alcohol by Dr Eelgood
110. The Whelk Of Life by Dire Skates
111. Whelk On The Wild Side by Lou Weed
112. I'm Feeling Scad All Over
113. Livin' Dolphin by Cliff Pilchard
114. A Whole Lot of Haking Goin' On
115. Bohemian Wrassepody
116. The Frog on the Tyne is all Mine
117. Dace with the Devil
118. You Snoek the words right of my mouth
119. Get me to the Perch on Time
120. When a Child is Prawn
121. Let's All Do The Conger
122. Wrack in the USSR
123. Get Wrack
124. Hermit Through the Grapevine
125. When the Going Gets Ruffe
126. Paint It, Wrack
127. Shark Dressed Man
128. The Kois Are Back in Town
129. Shanny Happy People
130. Purple Nase
131. The Ling of Wishful Thinking
132. Smack my Witch Up by The Codigy
133. That'll Be The Ray
134. You Are The Sunfish Of My Life
135. Saturday Night at the Morays
136. Hey Hey We're The Monkfish
137. Tobacco Toad
138. All Along The Witchtower
139. Anchovy In The UK
140. Saturday Night Weever
141. You Gotta Have Saithe
142. Hake 5
143. You Know You Make Me Wanna Trout! (from Steve Osborne)
144. Shad Uppa Ya Face
145. Salmon Chanted Evening (from Katharine Lawton's Dad)
146. Whale Meat Again by Vera Ling
147. Sprat'll Be The Day
148. Carp Dressed Man
149. Prince Charming
150. In Through The Pout Door
151. Hake Rattle And Roll
152. The Eye of the Tiger Barb
153. Roll Out The Barbel
154. What's The Story, Morning Dory?
155. Manatees Are Made Of This
156. Fool If You Think It's Ulva

The Aerosmith Top 6
1. Bream On
2. Mama Fin
3. Ruffe in an Elevator
4. Dude Looks Like A Ladyfish
5. Walk This Ray
6. Kois In The Attic

The Artists Top 30something
1. Manfred Manta
2. Ray Sharker Jr
3. Billy Ocean (sorry...)
4. Fergal Sharkey
5. Take Sprat
6. Tuna Shaker
7. Sandeel Shaw
8. Catfish Stevens
9. Salmon & Garfishfunkel
10. Hank Marlin
11. Salmon Dave
12. Depeche Toad
13. Herman's Hermits
14. Great White
15. Dace Dee Dory Bleaky Mick & Titch
16. The Spencer Davis Grouper
17. Haking Stevens
18. Dr Eelgood
19. Elvers Presley
20. Dacy Chapman
21. Ruffe Daddy
22. Tupak Sharkur
23. Snoop Doggy Dogfish
24. MC Hammerhead
25. Roachford
26. David Sole
27. Shad 69
28. Kylie Minnow
29. Cod Stewart
30. Jefferson Seaplane (scraping the bottom of the barrel, surely)
31. Ha! Not so! Jerry & The Dacemakers
32. Whelkie Brooks
33. Eel Diamond
34. The Bogues
35. Collective Sole
36. Fleetwood Jack
37. Jefferson Starfish
38. Fleetwood Mackerel
39. Sharkira
40. Simply Red Snapper
41. Dolly Varden
42. Captain and Ten Eel
43. Marlin Manson
44. BB Kingfish
45. Bachman Tuna Overdrive

(nos. 35-45 from the Audiogalaxy website, via Miss Bond. Cheers!)

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